fart cow

An asshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, Dean Berry, Real American.

Dean Berry, Real American is a fart cow.

triple cow

It is basically the same as "have a cow" but much more cow involved. Instead of saying, "Wow....he was so freaked out! He had a cow!" You'd say, "Wow! He was so freaked out! He had a triple cow!"

Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.

This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.

Jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his Subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.

Polishing the cow

To rub one out in a field.

Is that bloke over there polishing the cow? The dirty bugger!

cow dicking

Having your woman jerk you off while your on all fours. Like she's milking a cow. She generally stands next to you, while your on the bed.

Hey Gerald you get any last night?

Yeah my ol lady gave me a cow dicking.

Skankie Cow

A girl who needs to find a man with no standards. She immediately alienates every woman she meets and believes that the best way to lure a guy is to wear her ankles as earrings.

Son : I met my old girlfriend Carol the other day.
Mother : that Skankie cow?

cow squirt

Milk.

Shazza, can you pick up a carton of cow squirt on your way home from work?

cow gills

When someone of mass size is unable to breathe through their mouth due to excessive fat hanging (triple necks), so their body struggles to survive by allowing certain stretch marks to form into gills to absorb and intake oxygen

Tasha, stfu!!!! I can hear you wheezing through your cow gills all the way over here, you fat lard.