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When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
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When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
Underrated ice cream, and for those who think mint chocolate chip tastes like toothpaste, you've obviously never had it before.
Person 1: God diddly dumptious do I love mint choc chip ice cream
Person 2: Shit taste like toothpaste!
Person 1: Where are you buying that toothpaste??!
Act of using an enema to cause soft serve shat in the bathroom when constipated.
I had to use the ole Ice Cream maker after eating that Tomahawk steak!
An enema to cause soft serve shat when constipated.
I had to use the ole ice cream maker after eating that tomahawk steak last night!
If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.
I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.
well… how do you do it?
-Gordon ramsey: HOW IN THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU BURN ICE CREAM!?