Wow that Johnny really is a, trans gay boi Cricket Chirp
The inasive species taking over a state called Nevada
Master Chief: "Have you seen the inasive species taking over a state called Nevada known as a Mormon Cricket?"
Lego Padme: "Yeah, where is the Frog Army?"
A dance that contains a lot of liquid help
“Do the cricket dance”
A phrase used by old white ladies who live in Texas in place of "holy shit"
Used when in a state of shock
Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word
**Playing Poker**
Linda: *Gets Royale Flush*
Mildred: Jiminy Cricket!
to say as you feel annoyed about a certain situation
'We don't have that in stock right now, sorry'
OH, JIMINY CRICKETS!!
When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket
Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV
A secret civilization under the lower part of Zion Park.
Those gosh darn cricket people stole my child at Zion park.