Term for slightly overstretched labia. Horrendous insult that should only be used under extreme duress or for cheap laughs. Wil lresult in violence or bemusement.
"Fuck off, don't talk about my funny-shaped cock, your minge is like the hanging curtains of Babylon."
The act of putting bbq sauce (or really any other condiment) on a woman's beef curtains in order to make the experience of giving face more pleasureable for the giver.
Man, bsmith ate like half a rack of bbq beef curtains last night.
A male with long hair lies on his back on his bed with his hair hanging to the floor. The female lays exposed on the floor and let's his hair tickle her beaver.
I bet those homeless people do the dirty shower curtain
A phrase used to describe what you think a girl who is very conservative would look like naked.
Guy 1: What do you think is behind the iron curtain?
Guy 2: Rita? I bet she doesn't shave her vag.
Guy 1: Man that's nasty. You know I'd make sweet love to her.
Guy 2: You would make sweet love to a girl who doesn't shave her vag.
Guy 1: Man you don't know that. Nobody knows what's behind the iron curtain.
A vagina that is used frequently; rode hard and put away wet.
We were just about to have sex so I went down to check out the merchandise but all I found was a dirty beef curtain.
I don't know what the fuck this is...crazy
Damn check this beef curtain! It's sweetaction!