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A fairy tale, play dating that two partners (usualy teens) partake in to get themselves ready for real life relationships. The false concept of "internet love" is embraced all to easily and leads to more heart ache *winkwink* and troubles for the more desperate person involved. Cyber sex soon follows as the relationship gets "stepped up" to the "next level"*winkwink*. Maybe he can get some pictures or phone sex out of it if he's lucky, but he's not, she won't even tell him her last name. He ends up jerking off to text whom he hopes is written by a member of the female species(But he never knows) Not sweating it to bad because she did show him that one blurry picture. The relationship usualy ends as soon as it began and neither really cares, but they pretend they do. She might even fake like she's crying. He might say he's going to kill himself because she broke his heart. The truth is one of them found a hotter or more intresting person to online date or just got sick of the others daily sniveling. The cycle continues, rinse and repeat. No feelings shared just words that people forgot faces manipulated behind the scenes.
Online Dating.
Matt- Hi
xGinax- hey
Matt- How was your day?
xGinax- Matt I have something to tell you and your not going to like it, but I can't hold it inside any longer.
Matt- Okay umm what is it?
xGinax- I can't do this anymore we just don't fit as a couple.
Matt- Are you fucking joking! But you said you loved me!
xGinax- I still love you! It's not you it's me.
Matt- Don't do this to me, I need you in my life!
xxxGina- Im so sorry please don't hate me ):
Matt- But what about when you said you would meet me in real life and we would lose our virginity together.
xGinax- Im sorry...
Matt- Im going to go kill myself now! You'll never see me again!
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British slang for someone who has done something a bit silly or stupid.
You just used my eyebrow pencil to write down your phone number you soppy date.
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Dating someone with the express purpose of converting the other person to a given religion (usually Christian) rather than building a sincere relationship with them. Very often, the "missionary" will dump the person they are dating once they believe that person has been "saved". This is a very bad idea because it insults the potential convert and the faith of the person attempting the conversion. Not only that, it can damage any future relationships for one or both.
Guys and gals, if you're out there "dating for Jesus" or whatever your equivalent might be, you're causing more harm than good. On top of that, you're using the same tactics as the Moonies and Reverend Jim Jones (look up "Jonestown Massacre"). So quit it, you idiots.
Content that she'd won Bob over to Christ, Sara publicly dumped him at the local coffee shop. Bob had trouble trusting women or the church for years after that and Sara's dating prospects dried up once word got out about what she was doing. Yep, "missionary dating" sure did wonders there.
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when someone dates someone significantly younger than they are. for example - 26 and 18.
Are you hooking up with the high school intern?
Yeah - He's my prom date.
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A date that is during the day. Otherwise known as hanging out. Similar to a bro date except slightly more pathetic because your hanging out with a girl that will have someone else's penis inside her later that evening. The only way to save a day date is with a nooner or weird outside style public sex.
Dude, get out of the friend zone! No day dates! No group dates!
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Often done in early stages a relationship, a date where it's implied that the intent is to merely cuddle with no expectation of sex though it may lead to that if the chemistry is there. It's a step up from asking to simply hang out.
When a girl asks for a cuddle date, she may just want exactly that, to test the waters or to simply not appear to be a slut.
When a guy asks for a cuddle date, he's looking to get laid but either trying to be a gentleman by giving her an out if it doesn't go well or simply too shy to explicitly ask "hey, you dtf?"
Dude she asked me for a cuddle date, what's that?
Be chill, play your cards right and you might get some.
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To date someone purely for the purpose of boosting your scene appeal.
e.g. "i dont know why those two are going out, shes ugly and he's a slut.."
"oh you know, they're scene dating"
also see scene friends, scene fuck
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