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When a female's vagina hole is so extremely large, one can fit 4 fingers from each hand into it, therefore "diving" their hands inside the female
Guy 1: Dude! How'd it go with that chick last night?
Guy 2: It was nasty yo. I didn't know she was so loose. I had to 8 finger dive that bitch.
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An act completed to earn your "Red Wings".
Eating a girl out during her period. Or to perform cunnilingus during the end of the monthly menstrual cycle when menstrual flow is present.
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the sexual position, where a female while in the air..extends her arms to the side to jerk off two men have her lags spread out getting fucked from behind..and blowing a guy. resembling a person falling from the sky
Billy- "Me,Brad juan, and greg hung out with jeffs sister lastnight but couldnt come up with anything to do"
Alex- " you faggots should have given her a sky dive willy"
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When a man muff diving on his lady and she rips some serious ass and holds the covers around his head while he is still down there.
Bobby: "Ricky why do you look so nauseous?"
Ricky: "I just ate out Carmela and she dutch ovened me while I was on the dive."
Sally: "Carmela why are you smiling?"
Carmela: "I gave Ricky a dutch oven on the dive last night."
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preferably performed on a snowy hill, it is the act of pouring warm molasses on your weenjaunt and covering the rest of your body in chocolate sauce. proceed to take your partner by the legs and slide them down the snowy hill while yelling some sort of vicious profanity. when the perfect speed is reached, slam your steaming hot meat into your partner's cavern of glee until desired result is achieved. Repeat until complete sastisfication occurs. while this posish is extremely rare, some of the greatest sex offenders of all time have performed it with ease, such as pete the poontang thief.
me and mikes mom did the lubricated penguin dive last night like it ain't no thang
Dude your mom is such a lubricated penguin diver
Zach is the craziest penguin diver man. I saw that dude do it off a fuckin cliff.
Sometimes you just gotta give 'er the old lubricated penguin dive son.
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1. To get right to the task at hand before anything else happens.
1. Now that that's out of the way, let's skip the middleman and dive in dick-first.
Synonymous to "hit it and quit it" or a "one night stand". In a "Dive n' Dash", the person has sexual relations with a partner and leaves the next morning (or the same night).
'Did are you and Jenny dating now? I saw you two hookin up at the bar'
"Nah, that was just a Dive n' Dash"
'Ohhh niceeeee'