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West Virginia Button Docking

The act of digging a matted clump of belly button lint out of your navel and placing it into the navel of another. It is a ceremonial exchange that represents the deepest of friendships.

Me and my buddy Vaughn were standing round the fire drunk when I rustled up some lint from my gut and gave him a West Virginia Button Docking!

by ENGinerding August 07, 2019


docking anchor in poo bay

the mutual act between a man and a woman or two men ahhh, gay where sexual intercourse in the anal cavity is performed either due to the woman riding the metaphorical 'crimson river' or just for pure butt fucking pleasure between two men.

dale: so lewis, what you up to this weekend?

lewis: well man, kati's on her rags right now, so im docking anchor in poo bay. you?

dale: funny that, me and aidan are doing the same :).

by alewisonfire. November 10, 2008


Fire Boat Salute In Dry Dock

Same as a fire boat salute, but done in an empty bath tub. Could also be done on any type of dry surface or land, that is not on water.

While laying in the bathtub, I gave myself a fire boat salute in dry dock.

by Murph 001 May 02, 2008


Wock A Sock Tock E Dock

The most popular phrase in the Ock Language. Phrasing for the word WASTED. See Ock Language for full definition.

"I A Mock Wock A Sock Tock E Dock Y O U Fock U Cock Kock E Rock!!"

by Joshua TenChicks October 06, 2006


Blue waffle space dock fondue.

When a group of people get together and pick the girl with a blue waffle and have her stand on her head and give a man a soft laxative. The man then shits in the womans blue waffle and all the men take turns dunking their dicks into the womans blue waffle then all the woman lick and suck the shit off the mens penis's.

Dude I went to a party last night and this girl had a blue waffle so Eric said we should have "Blue waffle space dock fondue."

by jhosen March 13, 2010


one foot on the boat, one on the dock

The delusion of stability, an instant before everything goes to hell.

The deal was set, he'd committed to buy, still not sure when his financing would be approved, but hey, if you have one foot on the boat, one on the dock, what can go wrong?

by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023


get my tail docked

To take a dump after you've started "growing a tail." Some breeds of dogs have to get their tails docked - or cut off - at birth.

Needing to drop a deuce, Dinger said to his buddies, "Welp, I gotta go get my tail docked," and bow-legged it out of the room.

by ducksRpeople2 August 18, 2011