don't drop the soap

you're going to jail
-when you drop the soap in jail and you bend down,
you get butt raped-

"please come give me a ride, i'm in the woods hiding from the cops!"

"screw you, we're not even friends, so don't drop the soap"

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don't even trip

An expression used to suggest a person not to get angry.

Man Don't even trip, She only cheated on you because she's like that.

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Don't feed the ginger

something you should absolutely never do.

Sign: Don't Feed The Ginger!

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don't get caught

The number 1 rule, the golden rule, the only rule for stealing.

Friend1: Man, I got service hours for shoplifting.
Friend2: You dumbass, you broke the rule.
Friend1: Which one?
Friend2: Don't get caught.

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i don't know

something you can say to ANY QUESTION EVER.
this can never fail, especially if you weren't paying any attention to what the dude was saying in the first place

NICK: ayyyy what up, mayne?!
ME: i don't know.

LISA: where'd you get that haze from?
ME: i don't know.

AARON: DUDE!!! is that my wife under you??!!?!?!?
ME: i don't know.

LISA: is that a mexican in your room?
ME: i don't know.

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So don't I

Means So do I... silly ungrammatical New England residents.

~I love tupac shakur's music.

"OH so don't it!"

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B-donka-don't

Similar to B-donka-donk, but this time, you really don't want to hit that shit.

That girl doesn't have a B-donka-donk, she's got a B-donka-don't!

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