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the male equivalent of a cougar; an older man who seeks out young women
Jon is a bald eagle, always chasing after eagle scouts.
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Unknown phenomenon involving mysterious body art
unknown at this time.
Yo whats purple eagle mean?
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If a girlfriend cheats or wrongs a man in some extraordinary way, a bald eagle may be required as revenge. Deception is key here. The man has to manage to find his way into some make-up sex and get into the doggie style position. Just prior to ejaculation, the man grabs a hidden razor and shaves a nice patch or two of hair off of the girls head. When she turns around, cum in her face and say "I think we should see other people". Then get the hell outta there!
Did you hear how James left his wife? He bald eagled the bitch! Thats a cold motherfucker!
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a golfing term, as in american football, australian football, soccer . . . .
o boy he AMERICAN EAGLED on the ninth hole . . . . he's got a million bucks for sure
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when a chick is speard-eagle wid a non-existant bush.
1..(shaved bush = BALD) + (speard eagle) - spread..
OR
2..an speadeagle that has been balled
1.. she had a nice bald eagle when i was there last
2..you i just balled that eagle
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A type of bourbon that is a favorite of people with no tastebuds. These people generally buy the bottle because they think it looks cool, then they try to justify their purchase by telling their friends how great it is, even though they know it’s not. This Cycle continues until an entire community of people are brainwashed into believing that the product is worth purchasing.
A simple checklist to figure out if you are susceptible to this jackassery...
If you answer yes to more than 2 of the following, you’ll likely be a huge fan of eagle rare:
1. You think Bourbon is the best type of whiskey.
2. You own more than one gun.
3. You’ve shouted the term “Merica” at least once in the past year.
4. You are offended by this checklist.
5. You haven’t tried Japanese whisky or scotch, but you’re certain it won’t be as good as bourbon.
6. You like Willett 2yr Rye.
7. You post pictures on Instagram of two bottles and have a caption that reads “Left or Right?”.
8. Your name is Tony or Carolyn.
Tony: “I just picked up a sweet bottle of Eagle Rare!”
Carolyn: “Bourbon is best! Tastes like freedom! Merica!” *fires off twelve guns simultaneously*
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when a woman is naked laying on her back with at least 4 pillows under her ass. a man is at least 5 feet away from the woman. the woman spreads open her vagina, and licks it. the man runs (with a boner) and jumps on top of the woman, jamming his boner far into the vagina, giving pain, but sexual pleasure to the MAX
it was amazing when he gave me a flying eagle at work.
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