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A British girl with a very loose vagina
Mark: you I got some English muffin last night after we left the bar
Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
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The English College is a popular school located in Dubai, once you go there it will be hard to leave, such as Harry is to Hogwarts. The English College is a great school, generally a target of jealously (see definition below) the headmaster is like Dumbledore to Hogwarts - committed and loyal to the top school. A close bond will always remain with the connection of an EC student and The English College.
EC is where anyone who knows what's best for them will go, it has a homely environment and is not over the top but just right with a happy aura surrounding the school. People that bag on it are generally illiterate idiots.
The English College is the equivalent of Hogwarts. The students are usually quite clever and modest, they are also witty and polite.
JC student: Awh no, I wish I was at The English College! EC is amazing, I hear they get shawama's on Tuesday's and amazing food on Thursdays! AND they have people coming in to do fun things on special occasions.
Student: I know, EC is an amazing school!
Illiterate person: OMGG noe it izn, ec iz lyk wubbizh, lyk omg!!!
Cool EC students: Allow us to leave this illiterate dumb arse and off to our parties in the common room!
Illiterate person: Ommggg!! u movafakin idotz!! i be go to me clazz n slep cuz i is a idiot!!
FUTURE:
EC Students: 'You know, I'm quite glad I attended the English College, it inspired me to become a lawyer, and look where I am now!'
Ex-JC student: 'I know, I am quite glad I moved schools back then, it really made a huge influence on back then what was my future, now my life is perfect' She said as she looked at her Harvard and Cambridge diploma.
Illiterate idiot: Ma'am, Sir? Any tea? I will now be cleaning the house and mowing the lawn, then I shall do your bidding!
EC students: Of course! See how us old EC students have influenced you? You are now polite and have alright English!
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It is the Curve in the back of a thick Black sisters behind where the back ends and the booty begins. "Dam thats ghetto english".
Man you see that, shes has more Ghetto english in her back then in Websterβs Dictionary.
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A mature broad who secretes a golden liquid from her snatch as she impales herself on a variety of inanimate objects, human heads, and bottles of D. The liquid she emits is then bottled and sold to the masses at a very affordable rate. The only thing bigger than her vast vaginal capacity is her immense ego. She enjoys frequent proclamations that she is at her sexual peak, likening herself to the sex drive of a virile 18 year old boy, much to the fear and disgust of any 18 year old male in the vicinity.
"Olde English wore a thong today. I threw up a little."
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What the stupid, inbred, hygiene deficient, snaggle-toothed limeys speak.
I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.
It's "aloo-mi-num", not "aloo-mi-ni-um"; "jag-war", not "jag-you-are"; and "toothpaste", not "what the hell is that stuff"?
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English Toothpaste: Definition: When a partner during anal sex gets "shit dick" then takes the object out of the anus of the receiving partner and then rubs, like a toothbrush, the feces on the partner's teeth. Derivation: comes from the belief about the English having poor dentistry thus disgusting teeth.
Two guys are talking about how "nasty" their girlfriends are:
Tim: "My girlfriend is so nasty that she gave me head at the movies last night."
TJ: "Fuck that, thats not nasty. Nasty is my girlfriend, she let me give her English Toothpaste."
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trash
/traSH/
noun
discarded matter; refuse.
a person or people regarded as being of very low social standing.
verb
damage or wreck.
criticize severely.
Person 1: AngΔΌu valoda ir miskaste
Person 1, but speaking english: The english language is trash
Person 2: Piekritu
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