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Freckly. Thin. Curly hair. Why did you look up shitty evan?
hey that shitty evan over there is actually called steve.
a fragile little lady, with a hunchback. she is a german teacher, and everyone loves her. she strutts in those heels, and she is hilair!!!!!!!!
she was also on xfactor.
she is FRAGILE. her head? small.
taytay and lizz understand this.
-cheeky and out.
Frau Evans. yOU CHEEKY COW! -button pops on top.. oh thats fragile.
Some bitch ass kid who does a bunch of drugs and lost his girlfriend because he almost overdosed and is now dating a druggie
Evan Callham looks like snape
Likes pen spinning, he is gay
Person1: Who is gay?
Person2: Evan Alexander
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Plays ping pong and loves to complain
Evan Williams: "Ping pong practice was so tiring"
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The man that may not be the hottest guy livin'... But can kick everyone's ass in all of the different art types. He draws, paints, and gets the pussy on the first date.
Girl 1: Did you ever hear of the new Ben Evans in town?
Girl 2: wait?! Ben Evans!!!
Girl 1: yep, I'm looking for him, I'll let him paint me naked
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