the absolute worst couple to ever be matched up in the history of bad couples
omg look at Evan and ciara I swear they should just break up
Some bitch ass kid who does a bunch of drugs and lost his girlfriend because he almost overdosed and is now dating a druggie
Evan Callham looks like snape
Likes pen spinning, he is gay
Person1: Who is gay?
Person2: Evan Alexander
Plays ping pong and loves to complain
Evan Williams: "Ping pong practice was so tiring"
The man that may not be the hottest guy livin'... But can kick everyone's ass in all of the different art types. He draws, paints, and gets the pussy on the first date.
Girl 1: Did you ever hear of the new Ben Evans in town?
Girl 2: wait?! Ben Evans!!!
Girl 1: yep, I'm looking for him, I'll let him paint me naked
A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". is the sister of Max Evans, the leader of the "Royal Four" aliens who has a dreamwalking power. Used to date human Alex Whitman but died when alien Tess Harding murdered him. Hobbies include eating anything with Tabasco sauce on top, using her alien powers particularly her dreamwalking power.
Has a New York duplicate named "Lonnie" (nickname for Vilandra)
You: "Hey you know the chick who played Isabel Evans on "Roswell"? she's a hot doctor on Grey's Atonomy.
Me: "Yeah I know, plus she's in that comedy movie, "Knocked Up"