Inky Eye

Usually when a girl, (or boy) is applying Liquid Eyeliner, and it leaks or spills into your eye, making it turn black for a short period of time. It hurts a little bit, and it usually makes a mess around the eye area.

'Hey, there's a little bit of eyeliner on your cheek'

'Yeah, it probs' got there from when I got inky eye this morning'

'Couldn't you think of a better example Zoey?'

'No, no I couldn't'

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brown eye

slang for the butt hole or anus.

When the brown eye winks, the whole room stinks.

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The brown eye

The poop shoop.

Tom: bro, jenessa is totally letting me stick it to the brown eye tomorrow night!

Joseph: right on!

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Cunty Eye

When a female ejaculates her vaginal fluid into the male's cornea causing a disturbance to the males eye, resulting in itching, swelling, and blurred vision.

Liam has your cunty eye cleared up yet or does your left eye still hurt?

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hog's eye

The interface between the urethra and the outside world.

We got him to confess to Jill Dando's murder by forcing hot things up his hog's eye.

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crazy eyes

When you look in a girl's eyes and you just know that bitch is fuckin crazy. Crazy eyes are often found on anywhere from moderately to very attractive girls.

Jordan: I'm going out with that girl Samantha night.

Achmed:Have fun with that psychopath and her fuckin crazy eyes.

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Eye Bleach

Something that's needed after searching up or reading about things which turn out to be a bit unsettling or embarrassing to have looked at. The eye Bleach could be pictures that could take your mind off what you just read. Or it can be actual bleach, depends on your preference.

Person; "Bro get me some eye Bleach"

OG, "Why?"

Person; "You don't want to know why"

*Phone sliding into pocket*

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