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A line never delivered in a Star Wars movie.
It was actually, "No, I am your father," as it was part of a conversation.
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Where every shordy is covered, and every mandem is wasting his sweetness. Ball kicks with jeans is habit, and the principle is a joke. The 129 at 2:45 is neva a motive, and the gas station only lows two mandems in. Everyother man in the school cuts hair.
Person 1: Good Morning staff & students of Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy
Whole Class: ( trying not to laugh )
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A high-fructose corn syrup father is the politically correct version of a (finger quote) "Sugar Daddy". The high-fructose corn syrup father is in many ways superior to that of a sugar daddy. One of the most defining differences is the FACT that cane sugar is a more expensive food and beverage additive that can be easily substituted for the less-expensive high-fructose corn syrup food and beverage additive, while retaining the desired effect of sweetening. Thus, a high-fructose corn syrup father is more cost-efficient, it produces a higher profit margin.
Ugly friend: Hey, Anna Nicole, how come you are hooking up with Howard Marshall, who is 63 years your senior?
Gold-digging prostitute: cuz i want him to be my High Fructose Corn Syrup Father. gargle gargle
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when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?
my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody
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The most kick ass line to ever grace this earth, along with im a bad motherfucker
Obi Wan told me enough, he told me you killed him!
No luke, I am your father..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!1
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This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted
yay, im sending this to discord now
Hey, my toast father named Toast, im just gonna show you this shit
21st century American art movement finding roots in Louis XV-era painting and architecture, as well as Trapper Keeper art of the 1980s and 1990's. All paintings include your dad. Generally speaking, the movement is characterized by whimsical images of father/son interactions in romantic settings, nestled amidst floating metal cubes, pegasi made out of fire, and Lamborghinis.
Guy: "I love this painting of George Bush and George Bush eating scones next to the light-bike track. What do you call this?"
Fella: "That's a flawless example of the future-father Neo Rococo movement. Dumbass."
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