Valentines Day! Tell Your Crush You Love Them! Love Is In The Air!
Me: I Love You!
Crush: Why?
Me: It’s February 14th! ❤️
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Ahhhh February 17th the night where men and women around the world have the best night of their lives! Becoming non-pure!
Mann, February 17th was the greatest night of my life.
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The day the gorgeous and very talented Jung Hoseok of BTS was born !
"What day is it?"
"February 18th! Hoseok's birthday!"
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you can’t finger yourself or even marturbate for a month.
emma: i can’t wait to finger myself it’s been a long day!
mya: you can’t! it’s fingerless february!
emma: aww man! i guess i’ll just wait until march...
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Bf: do you know what day it is baby?
Gf: no
Bf: it’s the 6th of February
Gf: what’s that?
Bf: let your gf rail you day
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the day that everyone has a significant other
her: hey it's february 14, where's you boyfriend?
him: yeah where
me: *stares and snatches him* here's my boyfriend. where did yours go
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