Flat Stanley

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.

Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.

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Flat tire

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a jack-four. Derived from:

Q: What's a jack for?
A: A flat tire

I have a really crappy hand that I shouldn't be playing, but it has a clever name. I love flat tires.

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Flat Mates

(Noun) Friends that aren't so well endowed/have small breasts, relatively female.

I'm just hanging out with my flat mates

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fall flat

a ghetto way of saying "shut the fuck up" or stop what ever it is that you're doing wrong

Girl 1: What the fuck are you wearing?
Girl 2: Bitch please, fall flat

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flat out

Adj
1. Someone who can can dress; fresh
2. Something that is highly acceptable

Are those the seven jeans with the dolce and gabana hoodie? Son you are flat out.

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flat bill

A hat with the flatest of brims...not an ordinary baseball cap. Gives user high amounts of swag.

Look at that bro over there, he has so much swag in his flat bill.

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flat out

when youve smoked an immense amount of weed or drank loads of alchohol and your on ure back

guy 1: dude wot u doin
guy 2: not alot up im flat out on the floor

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