It's a creature that looks like a human but it's really not but still looks like a chicken so it's a
CHICKEN HUMAN !!
"I have a chicken , I have a human."
"UGH"
"Chicken-human
Using the face, mouth and tongue to clean someone’s ass after taking a dump. Sometimes referred to human toilet paper or htp. It described to be very arousing and once someone has properly experienced this event they dont want it any other. Can be recorded being a common practice with concubines.
She is sooo hot I wish I could be her human bidet.
A human and a person. A person is the same thing as a human.
Someone who seems really clingy like gladwrap and tries to be friendly and won't leave someone alone when what they really want is to have sex with them or use them for sexual favours then stop talking to them altogether they try and act like a friend and go everywhere with them but what they really want is to get them in bed
Look at that guy at the party trying to be really friendly and always hanging around that girl he is basically human gladwrap
Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet
My partner and their friends come over on Saturdays to use me as their human toilet.
A person who is incredibly annoying and worthless in a situation. Someone who cannot add meaning, quality or substance to a solution.
"That guy from the computer store was total Human Spam. He couldn't even explain what he was talking about. His presence at the meeting was a waste."
Pulling yourself together in a usually futile attempt to not look blasted after a gnarly sesh with the boys
- “You know that feeling of putting your human suit back on 10 minutes after a solid sesh”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go”
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”