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when you are so good at something that every time you do it your giving free lesson
The ploy with which malicious websites tantalize innocent website users, usually twelve year olds, into clicking onto their site and receiving all kinds of viruses. If you see a sketchy advertisement for a free iPad, ignore it.
12 year old: "Ooh, free Ipad!" *clicks*
Mom: "No, son, don't do it-"
*trojan horse appears*
Someone who participates in a "free-use" relationship, acting as the person who allows their partner total access to their body whenever the partner chooses
"I found myself a free-user at the bar last night. She lets me do anything to her, day or night!" ~ Man speaking to his friend after a seemingly successful first date.
"Okay, in tonight's game - one of us will be the secret designated free-user while the rest of us try to figure out who! Gather your facts before you accuse! Just cuz someone sucks your dick doesn't mean they are free-to-use, it just means they like you!" ~ Host of a swingers' game night.
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A popular saying first used by Anthony Clarke it is now used to make fun of him because he is cheap and cannot afford orange juice
an item in a shop or store that has NO PRICE on it. one must then chase down an "agent" , who will usually take many moments to find the price (or NOT) i usually just walk away !...too much trouble !
jim: this package of foolsley's turds on a roll , doesn't have a price ANYWHERE ! juliet: must be free!
a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time
" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"
When you get a handjob from a fast food employee.
I went to Wendy's and I got a free softie.