there's no i in team

Hey morons, notice how there is no "we" in team. Exactly, so shut the FUCK up!

"Hey dude, there's no "I" in team, you selfish basturd."-says gregory to jocky b.
"Hey mutha fucka, there ain't no "we" in team!"-says jocky b to the nonathelitic gregory.

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Teamed Up

Overly exited, too emotional

Mike Holmgren: No more rocket balls please...

Brett Favre: I was all teamed up

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Dream Team

A team that is the most incredible team ever! When one is missing they feel incomplete until the person returns and then they feel whole again.

Wow! That team is perfect they are a dream team.

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team foreskin

A phrase used in League of Legends to describe a situation when 4 out of 5 summoners on a team are using skins. It's a way to embarrass the 5th summoner playing without a skin on their champion, and therefore labeling their team the foreskin of a penis.

team foreskin! lux forgot her skin...

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team 10

a team that comes together to count to ten

team 10 almost got to 10 yesterday, the were stuck on 5 and a half.

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Triple Team

When a drunk male and his two friends have sex with a drunk female. Usually the male will try to convince a drunk female that this is a good idea. The defined "team" in more cases then not is rejected over text message.

Nick: Would you be interested in a triple team?
Courtney: No
Nick: Just kidding you crazy girl
Courtney: Ya right

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Your Team

It's the end of the world and you and your friends are opponents. Only one of you can survive. You have to pick teams for your survival. The only problem is you can only put people on your opponents team. Basically, you pick the worst people you could possibly find and put them on your opponents team.

Guy with the velvet pants, no shirt, and a cowboy hat... Your Team.

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