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A free peroid in which you suffer utter bordem. During this hour of death you are accompanied by a chunk who hates everything and a christian fanatic with a fuck off beefhead.
"You got a lesson third?"
"Yeah, Geography."
"Shit, Ive got a lilleker free."
the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.
question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?
Bryan was free Lancing when he misspelled half the words in the email he sent his boss.
The ploy with which malicious websites tantalize innocent website users, usually twelve year olds, into clicking onto their site and receiving all kinds of viruses. If you see a sketchy advertisement for a free iPad, ignore it.
12 year old: "Ooh, free Ipad!" *clicks*
Mom: "No, son, don't do it-"
*trojan horse appears*
Someone who participates in a "free-use" relationship, acting as the person who allows their partner total access to their body whenever the partner chooses
"I found myself a free-user at the bar last night. She lets me do anything to her, day or night!" ~ Man speaking to his friend after a seemingly successful first date.
"Okay, in tonight's game - one of us will be the secret designated free-user while the rest of us try to figure out who! Gather your facts before you accuse! Just cuz someone sucks your dick doesn't mean they are free-to-use, it just means they like you!" ~ Host of a swingers' game night.
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a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time
" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"
A popular saying first used by Anthony Clarke it is now used to make fun of him because he is cheap and cannot afford orange juice