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A condition that occurs, when hold you poop so long it starts to grow fur.
Dude... I got to find a rest stop. I’m growing a major fur turd. || OR || Bridget’s being a real grump. Maybe she’s pregnant with a fur turd.
When you’ve had a bad day and your cat knows and follows you to bed/jumps on your lap/perches on your shoulder and purrs. This has been scientifically proven to help but is impossible to quantify.
“Ugh, just got back home from work and that yucky manager.”
*opens door*
Cat: *meow*
Who wants to go to bed? You going to bed?
Cat: (runs into the bedroom and leaps on the bed, and meows)
“Alright, there you go”
Cat: (proceeds to make biscuits)
“At least I got fur therapy”
subspecies of german shepperd.
what happened to your arm? my himalayan fur goblin played a bit rough
When a women becomes pregnant to keep a man from leaving her.
She is fur trapping him for child support.