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Gabe

Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.

He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.

He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.

Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)

Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot

- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(

by orixinkali May 22, 2024


Gabe

Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.

He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.

He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.

Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)

Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot

- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(

by orixinkali May 22, 2024


gabe

a gabe is a deceitful boy. on the outside he seems shy, smart, and kind. he will hold up that act for a long time in a relationship. he tells his girl everything she wants to hear and makes her feel like she is loved but it’s all an act. once he gets bored he’ll find a new girl, while keeping up the act that he “loves” his gf. one day he’ll dump his gf and lie to her face by saying that there’s no other girl, but he’ll immediately begin dating the new girl. they won’t last though bc gabe’s are not trustworthy and they never change (the new girl will find out soon enough)

girl 1: there’s a new guy named gabe in my class i think i want to date him
girl 2: no never date a gabe, they’re always players

by dougthepug January 4, 2024


gabe

the biggest hoe and cheater around

gabe cheated on his gf with 3 different girls
he’s such a player

by dougthepug January 4, 2024


GABE

A very physically uncoordinated land disorganised human being. Gabes often like to brag about subject matters which quite literally no one cares about. Despite a Gabes faults they are often very kind hearted, tall, dark in complexion and flirtatious.

Person 1: "what is he like then?"
Person 2: "ah, he's a right GABE, except he's handsome"
Person 3: "yes I know the type"

by Bleached Goat Penis May 29, 2019


Gabe

He is one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. He is effortlessly funny and can make anyone laugh. He makes anyone feel better about them selves. He is smart and all of his jokes are complex but so effortless. Every girl dreams about dating him or even just being around him! He is the type of guy that makes the person in the relationship with him like the most important person in the world. I’m u get a gabe in ur life never let him go

Girl1: do u know Gabe
Boy: no

Girl 2: OMFG HOW DO U NOT KNOW HIM HE IS SO HOT

boy: oh wait I know who u mean yeh of course Ik him

Girl 1: me and him are dating

Girl 2: I am so jealous

by User21795 May 27, 2019


Gabe

An adorable, red head. Best guy friend ever. Like a brother. I love Gabe❤️

Why do you hang out with him?

Shut up, he’s gabe!

by hesontome February 8, 2020