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When your having sex with a girl who didn't shave and when your about to cum, you cum on the pubs and scream "FOR AMERICA"
-I heard you fucked Eliza last night
-Ya, i George W. Bush that pussy every weekday
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Going for a run to get rid of a hangover, just like ol Georgey Boy!
Man I was so wasted last night, I gotta go for a George W Bush Run to rally for tonight
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A president that everyone hates for almost no good reason.
Reason's people hate Bush
Iraq- Sure Iraq wasn't the smartest decision in the book but at least the Iraqis arent living like the Russians in Stalin's day
Hurricane Katrina- Katrina was a disaster because of the Louisiana government fucking up, not the federal.
Messing up in Grammar- OK we're all human and people make mistakes. But if mistakes in grammar is your only argument you have left on why he's a bad president, you lost the argument.
Idiot- I hate Bush
Average Joe- why?
Idiot- Because everyone else hates Bush
Average Joe- Everyone else also says jumping off bridges is cool
Idiot- OK thanks (jumps off a bridge an hour later)
George W. Bush wasn't the greatest president but he's definatly not the worst.
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The best president we've had since kennedy.'and he doesent sleep around. deal with it. people only hate bush because Green Day is telling them to, and they have no idea what they should hate him for.
Democrat:"dude i hate george w. bush!"
American:"oh yeah? why?"
Democrat:"CAUSE HE SUCKS"
American:"but why does he suck?"
Democrat"He just does! look at him"
American: "stop listening to green day"
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okay listen. i don't know anything about politics, and i don't watch the news. maybe he is a total idiot, i wouldn't know, but he's a person too. if he was really that aweful of a president, don't you think he would of been kicked out of office by now? he wouldn't be in charge if he wasn't meant to be. really, everyone needs to lay off the poor guy, he does his best i assume. if the country hates him that much, maybe they shouldn't have voted for him. everyone who complains, it's partly your fault for voting him into office, twice. so don't complain to everyone else how much you hate him, get over it, there's nothing you can do about it. he's the president. he can't be that dumb if he got voted in in the first place. geez.
person-"omfgzz i like, totally hate the government and like george w. bush. he is like, so totally gay. we should like anarchy!!!1!1!1!!!!"
logical person-"shut up."
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President whom makes pussy liberals go to canada. People usually insult him for his speeches because he isn't a good public speaker. Many poeple think he should not have been president. But if Kerry had become president he would have been insulted just as much.
Voter: I'm voting for George W. Bush
Liberal: I'm going to Canada so theres no chance one of us pussy democrats will become president in this election.
Voter: Ok
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Commingling of the words Conundrum & Cornucopia. A virtual unlimited problem set.
Our involment in Iraq has presented George W. Bush a conundrumacopia of possibilities and opportunities.
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