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In dating, where somebody suggests "Going Dutch" when their side of the bill is much higher than their dates.
“She suggested that we go Dutch and I only had the salad! Lost $20 for food I didn’t even eat! I’m never Going German again!”
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The person you play around with at work or school who is NOT your significant other.
I don't care what or who you do in your spare time... I don't care if its a German Shepard...just don't come to work/class all bit up...
That guy Alec... he's my german shepard.
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A gracious man with amazing, Messiah-like powers. He shows us all his Godly powers through his great efforts to help humanity.
German is the Jesus of our Age!
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A german twizleris when a german or german looking man takes a swirly and very uncomftorable poo, then forces his sex partner to eat it as she/he would a twizler.
Man 1: Wow i made my gf eat a german twizler yesterday.
Man 2: Wow! i ate one yesterday!
Awkward pause...
Man 1: Dude, thats just wrong. I can smell it in your breath...
Man 3: MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE!!!
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The German Empire existed from 1890 to the end of WWI
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A sex move whose constituent act(s) is so denigrating, violent and unspeakable that it cannot be described using human language, mathematics or symbolic logic, even though it can still convey meaning in everyday conversation.
Hubert: "Dude, did you hear Beatrice got the German Countdown (der Deutschen Kündigung)?"
Barnaby: "Yeah man, I wasn't there but I know one when I see one. It's gonna be a lot harder for her to be a sperm dumpster now that she's a comatose paraplegic."
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when you get kneed in the butt and then pushed down
dude I did faceplant after i got german killed
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