dirty girlfriend

a woman's female fuck-buddy, often when she is in another committed relationship. A female's female lover.

I'd like you to meet my dirty girlfriend. We play together.

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ex girlfriend

someone needs a hug

you fag

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internet girlfriend

A girl with whom one conducts a relationship over the Internet, often involving cybersex.

Internet girlfriends typically are bisexual and/or morbidly obese and/or have mental health problems such as schizophrenia.

The above is the truth, but with the anonymity of the Internet, Internet girlfriends are most likely charlatans and compulsive liars in the way they conduct their Internet relationships.

His Internet girlfriend admitted to him one evening that she was very paranoid, extremely self conscious, and apparently schizophrenic.

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His girlfriend

A person who should burn in a car so i would be able to be it

His girlfriend is so dumb and should die

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Girlfriend

An overused female. That’s it.

Girl: why are you walking so slow the bell is about so ring
Guy: *silent*

Girl: bae...bae...
Guy:*silent but still walking*

Girl: what’s wrong?

Guy: *silently walks to seat and sits down*
Girl *watched closely* you know what cool...
*girl walks off*

Next day-

Guy: *text girlfriend* wanna come to my place to Netflix and chill
Girl: *doesn’t respond back EVER*

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Foster Girlfriend

a foster girlfriend : when you talk to a boy/girl/them for a while and basically are dating then stop talking and then they get a partner right after. AKA a half way home hoe or a foster girlfriend

Guy 1: *stop talking to girl 1 after weeks/months of talking and flirting*
Girl 1: “I wonder what happened”
Girl 1’s Friend: “Well he has a girlfriend now, but didn’t you too just stop talking?”
Girl 1: “Yeah, that what happens when you’re a foster girlfriend”

Girl 1’s Friend: “What’s that?”
Girl 1: “a Foster Girlfriend is when you talk to guys and then they find “The One” right after you”

I guess I’m a foster girlfriend. I always end up single while they end up together

I.E. Foster Girlfriend: a temporary hoe/ love interest/ rebound

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Girlfriend Fund

noun-the amount of money a guy spends to get and keep a girlfriend. It includes spending money on things such as dates, gifts, and even upping your wardrobe or standard of living to keep her happy. When a guy is single, he can use the money he would normally spend on his girlfriend to justify buying himself expensive gifts or anything else he wants that's normally out of his budget. Since his girlfriend would normally receive the benefit from his money, he doesn't need to feel bad about splurging on himself

"Yo, that's a sick watch Son! How did you afford that?"

"Easy, I took it out of my girlfriend fund since I broke up with mine last week. 'Spend it on me!' You feel me?"

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