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is the hand you prefer to use for everyday activities such as writing, texting, using utensils, or slapping your hoe.
A pimp hand can either be strong or weak.
Keeping your pimp hand strong can evoke fear, demand respect, and increase your income.
Individuals who are ambidextrous have 2 Pimp Hands.
If you are right handed then your right hand is your Pimp Hand. If you are left handed, then your left hand is your Pimp Hand.
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“If I don’t see Mike Faist in Dear Evan Hansen, I’m gonna throw hands.”
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A term used to describe someone who mistreats things and/or breaks things often. Everything they touch turns to crap (hence STOMACH hands). Could be used in lieu of butterfingers.
If you give your friend a ride, don't let them slam the door. They have such stomach hands!
You shouldn't wash the dishes tonight. I don't want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.
Aww, crap! You broke the remote already? Get your stomach hands away from my things!
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A gay that you take with you shopping. Usually it is a pair of a fag hag with her gay friend linking arms.
Frank: Dude check out that hot chick!
Perry: Don't try it man. You've got more of a chance with her Hand Fag.
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When a person's hands are all over another person.
Girl 1: That couple looks so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, except the guy can't control his octopus hands.
Girl 1: He should keep his hands to himself!
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A vehicle used for going to hell.
We're all going to hell in a hand basket.
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