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One of a pair of shooters at a highschool in Colorado. He and his pal Dylan Klebold showed up at school late on April 20, 1999, when they arrived they planted propane bombs in the cafeteria, by the soda machines. The had the bombs set to go off at 1:17. afterward they went to the hill to watch the mayhem persue, ready to pick off the people who ran out of the building with their guns. They also had a bomb set in the car that they arrived in. when the times for the bombs to go off arrived, neither did. If the bombs had gone off, the death toll would have been in the hundreds.
As the approached the building, readying themselves for the task at hand, they took OFF their trench coats and pulled out their weapons (ill say which later) as the events occured 15 people died that day. 14 students and one teacher. 2 of the students were of course themselves, which they killed themselves in the liabrary.
They were armed with Pipe bombs, sawed off shotguns, an array of knives, a TEC9 and a rifle.
The events spawned a game called SCMRPG! or known as super columbine Massacre RPG! which is still for download somewhere. (i would suggest it, it is a rather fun game and relieves stress) it is really controversial though, but does not contain blood. it is more of a documentary, while the second half of the game is really more for fun though, as the characters are in hell fighting demons, and a southpark version of satan.
Somebody: Who were the people who shot up that school in colorado?
Me: Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, duh.
somebody: why
Me: because people bullied them, treated them like shit and stepped all over them.
Somebody: are you wearing that trenchcoat to honor them or something?
Me: no
Somebody: why then?
Me: because it looks cool
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A singer and songwriter who got her start as Gram Parsons' musical sidekick, and has since worked with the likes of Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan and Neil Young, as well as having recorded a string acclaimed, Grammy-winning solo albums. Is known for her uncompromising musical integrity.
If Emmylou Harris' song "Boulder to Birmingham" doesn't make you cry, I suggest you see your physician to ensure your tearducts are working properly.
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A series of books that often get compared to Lord of The Rings or Lemony Snicket's, Series of Unfortunate Events but really are nothing like the two.
Many people love to critisize the books even if they have never attempted to read them before.
Kid 1: Wow Harry Potter is so fucking stupid! Lord of The Rings is so much better!
Kid 2: Have you ever read any of the books?
Kid 1: No.
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The first female Vice President of the United States
Woah did you hear the speech Kamala Harris gave last night
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A legend from east end who basically overnight, became the ultimate duck hunter and bass fisherman. Legend has it, he can't spell for shit, but that doesn't keep this 3 nutt fool from eliminating countless mallard ducks in front of kids, and rippin lips on a Brody bend female on her bed and frying that bitch up.
Let's go to bayou meta and Matthew Harris some mallards in front of Phoenix.
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James Harris, yes him the one and only James Harris, is very popular and well known, there are many things i could say about this young courageous man still in his teens, here are some important details you should know before approaching this wild and dangerous animal, first you'll will be blinded by his massive kush clouds that he takes from his tiny greasy homemade bong, but you should not fear that, the worst is yet to cum... Recently like has in now, women are saying that this man has a massive 12 inch grinch should be feared, it is known to destroy young tight pussys, if you see a 5'11 man wearing a blue bucket hat youve seen to much, and probably will be raped on sight, but that aint even the worst of the worst once he is done pleasuring your young tight butt hole, he will start to evolve into a small hairy turd and cover the world in gross smelly poop, disease's will spread through the world like waves of zombies on call of duty, world extinction is unavailable and is very close, you have been warned by this defintion of "James Harris"!!!
James Harris is a young, good looking, courageous man that should also be feared!!
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The most beautiful amazing girl in the world. She falls off her bed laughing too hard and loves giving D's. She sometimes likes to receives D's from other people. She loves Mike and lives in Montville. She has fake glasses and only stays up till 4A.M MAX! If you ever see her she will just give you a boner. She's so beautiful and every guy would kill to have her. She is now a famous Playboy Bunny and is very sexy. And she's a whore.
Guy: "Hey I'm dating Kristal Harris!"
Guy 2: "Bro I'm going to fucking kill you for her!"
Guy: "Yo see Kristal Harris over there, she's giving me the D."
Guy 2: "Yo I would give her my D but only if I get lucky.
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