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When two or more chickens are holding hands with each other.
Another use for the phrase is when one partner of a relationship has sex with another person (stranger or friend)
whilst the other person in the relationship watches.
first example:
cluck cluck cluck
cluck cluck cluck
(proceeds to hold hand)
second example:
guy1: my wife and I have started cuck holding
guy2: wow thats really cool, can I get in on the action as well?
guy1: as long as you have a superman outfit and you are happy with fucking my wife, then go right ahead buddy, I'll see you in the wardrobe... that's where I like watch from sexy.
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similar to suck my dick in that it is used as an insult. Mainly used to express discontent towards another. Correct usage includes an extended pronunciation of 'hold'
Teacher: "Ok children, do the worksheet I gave you"
Disgruntled Student: "Hold my dick."
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Someone who actually means Slow Your Roll and *just* misses it
A: Hold your roll, man!
B: Don't you mean slow your roll?
A: Shit.
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Also known as the "relationship hand hold" the waffle hand hold is when two people hold hands by lacing their fingers together. It's a higher level hand hold, surpassing the pancake hand hold in intimacy.
A: Fred and I held hands waffle style.
B: The waffle hand hold? I didn't know you guys were that serious.
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When receiving oral sex, one crams their genitalia into the giver's throat until they either pass out or die from lack of oxygen.
Tom: Yo Eric guess what, I gave Kathy was given a Colombian sleeper hold last night.
Eric: Holy shit man thats wicked hot!
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Professional version of hold my beer. Words to say to a friend before willingly initiating a situation that holds the potential to end very well or very poorly.
I have a solution to this, but it's pretty ballsy and it kind of takes a crap on the current solution my boss put in place.
I'm going to do it. Ed, hold my clipboard.
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means your the best bitch to ever walk planet earth
daphne is holding up 4s
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