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If you see this you know the joke.
Two dead hookers wash up on the shore and the cops find out the hookers have more crabs than the shore.
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Many steps must be taken to have a Prostitute pleasure you in the popular game Grand Theft Auto 4. Hookers can Provide many great benifits and hours of Ho killin' fun. This is a step by step guide on how to treat some of Liberty City's biggest sluts.
1: You must first aquire a automobile. Simply hijack one from a citizen, then run him/her over because it's hilarious.
2: The best way to find hookers it to drive around ghetto places at night and look for women clad in booty shorts, and saying things like "Me Sucky Sucky".
3: Once you have chosen your Hooker, you must then honk the cars horn to let her know you want to pick her up. She will come over to your car, shake that hot animated ass, and you must press a certain button for her to hop in the car.
4: You must now find a quiet place where the woman can carry out the action you wish her to do.
5: Once you have found a good place, a menu will come up with all the sexual acts possible for the hooker all are good and will give you health. Whilst the deed is being carried out, the hooker will yell various things such as "Fuck me harder!"
6: Once she is done, she will exit your car and ALWAYS run her over for the lulz and to get your money back, and more from that bitch.
7: Repeat.
A GTA 4 Hooker really knows how to take a dick.
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This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.
"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."
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Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to whore island.
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Someone who sells their body on the pimp market, but is very adorable. So much that one would wonder why they are hooking?
The innocent little Hooker Muffin Pie was smiling gracefully on the street corner.
a phrase meaning to accept what is going on a kind of sentiment for i just dont give a shit anymore...
celebrities who have entirely too much money that they can get away with anything.
ie. killing a hooker
OJ Simpson...we all know he got away with murder...
wanda sykes: i had some of my broke friends over so i got some good deals...
jay leno: you mean you dont have kill-a-hooker money??
wanda sykes: nope..
"oprah doesnt need to worry about anything ever 'cause she has kill-a-hooker money!!"
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