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Girl with overly spread out eyes
Man that girl is like a 9 or a 10 man she more like a 4 or 5 with them horse eyes
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a starting hand of Q 8 in texas hold em.
Dave takes the pot with a beautiful horse queef.
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An ugly 80s haircut that is short on top and long in the back on a horse's head.
Did you see that haircut on that thorough breed? That horse mullet looks as if Seabiscuit had serious business deals in the front and parties in back.
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Some tank ass mother fucker, who has the pure strength of a stallion!
Terry: Fuck me that black guys hench!!
Davis: Yeah man, he's hench as a horse!
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any person that has been beat up by a horse due to their extreme poor judgment and complete over estimattion of their own abilities to sneak by a horse undetected. This over confidence is usually meet with this individual becoming the horses bitch.
Skip: “hey. Let’s take a short cut through the medow with the insane horse on it. I know we can sneak by it!”
Bill: “ no way! I don’t want to become a horse bitch. I will wait here in the tall grass”
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Horse and buggy - To fart in a car with the windows rolled up, preferably with the heat on.
"Dude, what's that smell? Did you just fart? Did you just horse and buggy me?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Jesus, dude, roll the windows down!
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A simple game of Hockey, played out ,and performed by actual Horses
The Equitarians played the jackasses in the stanley cup of Horse Hockey
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