i fell like a wet marshmallow

when you fell silly/wet/mentally ill. usually used by people who watch to much porn.

after you have sex. " I fell like a wet marshmallow."

I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.

I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.

Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

An old internet meme used as an insult against ones personality

To a person kinda stupid: Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

I Like CHEESE

It is something the great Lane Graves says.

Lane:i like cheese

i like food

did u search this thinking about food?

are you hungry?

- hi how are you?

- i like food

I like Ice coffee

Girll your gay don’t deny it

BE WHO YOU ARE

🍎🍐🍊🍋🫐🍓🍇🍉🍏🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍 have some fruit cause you fruity

“I like Ice coffee”
So your gay
“Yea”
*KISSES AGRESSIVE*

And I was like baby baby baby ohhh

To answer the other poster, that song is baby by justin bieber. It's the most infamous line that can cause malignant cancer to anybody who listens to it.

*walks in*
Dad: Hey son watcha doin, wait a minute isn't that Ba-
Bluetooth speaker: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH

Dad: Well fuck, now I have cancer.

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