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The law that every movie remake should include Velociraptors while sticking to the original plot of the movie.
"Did you see the new predator movie?"
"Yeah. The raptors were scary."
"Yeah thats Raptor Law for you."
A mathematical equation in which the frequency and force of one's sneezes is directly proportional to the frequency and force of one's orgasms.
Holy cow! You just sneezed 7 times. Gilman's Law states you have multiple orgasms!
Barner's Law states that eventually, no matter if the odds are even beyond impossible, the outcome of a situation is bound to change. This is most commonly used during the ESPN Streak for the Cash game. Depsite a team's record, composure, ability, experience, or any other factor to be considered, Barner's Law states that while on Streak for the Cash, this team will eventually experience the second outcome (ie. if the team is winning a lot, they will lose, or vice versa.). See also law of averages
After winning most of the games in the world cup, The Netherlands felt the effect of Barner's Law and lost in the finals.
A bitter and twisted old hag, who, no matter how much, or what you do, is never good enough.
All my Mother in law does is moan like a bitch.
Originating from iFunny, a law that states any sharp objects left on the ground will be fallen on, often multiple times.
"did you hear that Blaze kid got hit by Sab's Law?"
the idea that as soon as you disclose the aspects of a relationship, of any sort, to one or more persons where envy may lie, the relationship experiences a downfall or dissipates.
More aggressive in new relationships, where vulnerability is high.
"How's the relationship going?"
"Not so well. Denison law just came in full force."
If an item is in the ocean long enough, it's yours. You can do anything in the ocean.
Meanwhile in our beach school trip
My Crush: What do you mean I'm yours?
Me: Sorry dear, its the Ocean law