would you shag me

Its when you want someone to shag

Shag means fuck them

Would you shag me

Sure

you turn me on like a light switch

something something and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and aroooouuuund

"you turn me on like a light switch"

-Charlie pussy

you made me full

usually when a person is eating, someone says something that makes you feel full.

often times this can usually mean that you’re upset, grossed out or mad at someone because of what they said

person 1: *eats*
person 2: “you look like a pig, stop stuffing your face.”
person 1: “you made me full since you said such a comment like that.”

But you didn't agree with me THEN

Ope, there it is! Ok. So, you did get it. You just had to spend a couple of days framing it as racism before you pivoted to "Yeah, it's our talking point but you didn't do it back when we were trying to mischaracterize a pretty obvious overdose and some probably poor police training as overt racism!"

A literal bipolar woman "But you didn't agree with me THEN!"

Hym "Tss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD! THAT IS HILARIOUS! You fucking clowns are ridiculous! One of you is hot but still ultimately ridiculous individuals, all of you!"

It's not you, it's me

A lie. Just be honest and say "I'm not attracted to you" like dayum. The whole "It's not me, it's you" bullshit is so overused and I've heard it all before, so if I get in a relationship with anyone and they say that as to why they broke up with me, don't fucking bother. It's an insult to my intelligence and I know that's not the reason. Have some fucking integrity ffs.

"It's not you, it's me" Is total bull crap.

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

You can find me center stage

Often found in the bios of 12-20 year olds; the largest demographic being high school underclassmen.

A way for 'actors' to showcase how cool and 'theatre-y' they are. (See also, drama kid).

It is important to note that real actors would never have this bio - as they don't feel the need to constantly justify to their internet friends how 'theatre-y' they are. Those who use this bio are often only interested in theater for the social aspect of it.

Often people with this bio follow pages such as "Theatre Problems"

Variations include, "U can find me center stage", "Aspiring actor", "Probably on stage", "Can't, I have rehearsal"

1. ●Becky Smith♡

● Class of 2019

● Chad 5.7.16

● Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte ❣

● You can find me center stage

2. Joe: Bro I wanna ask Becky out
Tom: Don't do it, she's one of those "you can find me center stage" girls
Joe: Exactly! She needs validation so badly, she'll be easy to nail
Tom: Idk sounds like a bad idea bro