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The Italian Blizzard

The act of taking an eggbeater, filling the inside of it with ice, inserting it into your own anus, and turning it on. The superstitious say that this increases the chance of snow by 69%

Did you hear what julian did last night? He tried to get us a snow day by doing "The Italian Blizzard"

by cuntpunter42069 January 14, 2015

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italian mayonnaise

a fat Italian's vomit after eating a ham and cheese sandwich.

it can also mean an Italian is in the heat and is jacking off.

That guy is spouting off Italian mayonnaise.

by Susquehanna December 14, 2022

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italian thunderfap

the act of fapping so hard while playing super Mario, that it sounds like thunder

Mike: dude, what happened to your arm? did you hit the gym or something?
Mark: nope
Mike: then what?
Mark Italian thunderfap!
Mike: all day everyday!

by Dr. Dro October 7, 2013

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italian foreplay

ten minutes of begging

a fon coule, that girl... even my best Italian foreplay, natch.

by carmine calandrone February 4, 2012

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Italian Apple

A meatball...plain and simple.

Fuck cannoli! I want an Italian apple for dessert.

by Angelo D July 30, 2008

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Italian Soda

When you urinate in a girl's mouth and then turn around and fart in it to where it makes jacuzzi like bubbles while she gargles the word "Carmine"

Hey bro, I just gave your mom the italian soda!

by F'n Nick September 22, 2010

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Being Italian

Pretending to be from Italy or of Italian descent. A pretty neat group activity. Fun way to spend a Saturday night with friends.

Elroy: Ugh I'm so bored!

Wilbur: Hey I have an idea! Tonight we could all try Being Italian!

Orville: That sounds great!

(Fun night ensues)

by Young Teo November 30, 2013

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