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Job Savers

Gum or breath-mint taken to avoid detection of alcohol on the breath during work hours. Candy, such as a Life-Saver, can also be used to mask the alcohol on one's breath.

Tommy, do you have any Job Savers in your desk? I had a couple beers at lunch and need to talk to the boss one on one. You know he doesn't like us to drink, even at lunch.

by Hazela December 4, 2010


Jones Job

The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.

We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.

by Pete's Dad December 12, 2010


Udder Job

When your girl gives you a hand job milking your cock like a cow’s udder.

Typically performed while male is on all fours with cock dangling down like an engorged cow udder. Milking to competition in a bucket or glass optional.

Sheila gave me the best udder job last night. Milked me like a cow.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017


bro job

bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.

bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."

by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019


Lung Job

When a woman is head in such a way that you go past her larynx and rub against her trachea

"Ashley just gave me a lung job"
"Marry Her"

by Throataholic August 19, 2011


rubbing job

when you are rubbing a girls pussy then you rub it on your dick

I was giving her rubbing job in my car

by ppppppppppppppppppppplahscacca May 11, 2016


jimmy-job

A Jimmy Job is when you do something on the rush, in other words, an improvised thing. A more formal equivalent expression would be To do something on the run

In Sense8 Season 2 episode 3 when Sun was breaking out of prison Nomi and her friend Bug were trying to hack the system, then Nomi asked bug :

Nomi: Bug?
Bug: I got something. Bit of a jimmy-job

by Plitz June 16, 2018