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fucking hott fer a 40 year old!!!!! but id still do him... haha allday-anyday!!!!
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a sexyfull guy (even though he's 40) who doesn't show off that he's rich and that looks so good with eye liner
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An amazing actor that should be respected for more than looks and his roll as CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!
Many songs have been written about him.
His roles are the most diverse i have seen
Polite,shy(ive been told)
If you have only seen "pirates" and only like him for that or looks, you should be considered a "teenybopper" if you arent one, and go look up to orlando bloom but when you fall 3 stories, dont walk again.
He doesnt give a flying f--- what people think of him, doesnt wanna be some pretty boy, and would like to hear a little kid say i love captain jack than some 20 say he is hot.
Go read his quotes on the imdb.
He can play guitar.
loves his family.
would do anthing for them.
Something weird for raisins/grapes.
Edward scissorhands:pokes the grapes
benny and joon:raisins humiliated grapes
potc deleted scenes:more humiliated grapes
charlie and the chocolate factory:grapes mentioned
I have nothing more to say other than:
Go watch one of his movies made before 2000
Sleepy Hollow
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Benny and Joon
Edward Scissorhands
Cry-Baby
You wanna see his pretty boy image?
watch 21 JUMP STREET.
an all around goos show with really relevant issues.
BTW:he does a great job of being LOCO!
he stares at her like shes miss december and she stares at him like hes johnny depp.-gilmore girls
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Snorting a line of cocaine off of a dudes dick. Also known as a J-Rock.
I was fiending for coke so bad that I was willing to do a Johnny Rocket off of my dealers dick.
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The sexiest man to have ever walked this earth. He makes my heartthrob whenever i see him......especially when he is jack sparrow....mmmmmmm.....
He is the most orgasmic man alive and if i had the chance i would fuck and suck him anyday!
Johnny Depp is the one and only sex bomb. He will be forever mine.......
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Obsessive, psychotic fans of figure skating famewhore Johnny Weir. Known for pretty much sacrificing all things normal in life to follow Johnny's skating career, including their jobs, relationships and even personal hygiene. Some travel to wherever he is scheduled to appear. They also come in all nationalities. Given the chance, they most threads on Internet skating forums regardless if the topic is about Johnny or not - they will make it about Johnny. No criticism of him is tolerated, constructive or otherwise. Even if Johnny is in the wrong, and he has been more often than not, they will find a way to justify it. If you want to piss one off, tell them that it was good that Johnny didn't medal in the two Winter Games he competed in. It is like kicking a hive of African bees. Usually congregated around someone's computer, trolling on a skating forum, or at a local TGIFriday's, ordering double everything. Do not sit near them if you want to enjoy your meal. If you want to catch one and examine it, use Entenmann's cheesecake and a large bear trap.
Todd: I hate Johnny Weir and am SO GLAD he didn't win an Olympic medal.
Heather: YOU MISERABLE SONFABITCH! HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT JOHNNY THAT WAY!!! (Heather grabs Todd by the head, slamming it into the wall several times until he falls into a heap on the floor.
Todd (dying, blood oozing from his ears and head): Wow, you must be one of Johnny's Angels!
Heather: Damn straight, motherfucker! (Kicks Todd in his wounded head before he dies).
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Similar to Johnny Appleseed, he's like a crack fairy who comes and plants the seeds of crack epidemics in urban areas. Usually the first guy to infest an area with crack.
Guy 1 - What it do, we gotta go and get some fancy crack rocks...
Guy 2 - Bumbaclaat Skyline! Get dem rocks from Johnny Crackseed.
Guy 1 - Wanna fire that crack up?
Guy 2 - no, I don't smoke.
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Cracker 1 - Look at this neighborhood, it's fucked beyond belief. I mean, shit doggy dongles, I used to play hop-scotch right there in that park and now it's full of crackheads and cheap, hay-penny whores!!!
Cracker 2 - Well yeah, hell fuck, you can blame Johnny Crackseed....
Cracker 1 - Who the fuck is that?
Cracker 2 - That guy {{points to big badass Pablo Escobar looking guy leaning up against his 83' Lac.}}
Cracker 1 - Who got that??!?
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