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Adam Johnson

A football player who some people think is fit but he’s actually a pedophile

Dylan: I fancy Adam Johnson
Kye: Bro he’s a pedophile

by absoluteunitmate69 March 22, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Scott Johnson

A Scott is a pretty cool guy.we have like every period together and he is the fastest person I know. He has won all the trophies. A Scott very much likes Spongebob and is very very good at drawing.

You should get yourself a Scott Johnson

by Nick0414 March 15, 2019

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Silent Johnson

When a guy drops the soap in the shower and another guy comes from behind him and sticks his dick in his ass. The dropper of the soap becomes taken by surprise by the other man's Johnson because he did it silently

Brian dropped the soap in the shower and Cory came in and gave him the Silent Johnson...... His back has never been the same since.

by Power Tool72 April 12, 2010

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Tyler Johnson

Tyler Johnson is someone you don't want to lose. He is loyal, caring, loving, and will do anything to make your happy and laugh, he is a very protective person. He is also very athletic and funny. Tyler Johnson is someone that can be famous.

Tyler Johnson being Tyler Johnson

by litty1738 February 11, 2021

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Johnson Crew

The Johnson Crew originated in the Lozells district of Birmingham in the 1980s when young black men banded together to protect their local communities from white power skinheads. One of the founding members was Arthur "Super D" Ellis, whose daughter, Charlene, was murdered in 2003.

The gang members are very close-knit, often having lived on the same street for years and attended the same school. Over the years, as many members found themselves being excluded from school, they turned to petty street crime before progressing into fully fledged gangsters with a growing interest and influence in the city's burgeoning drugs market. By the late Eighties, the Johnson Crew controlled most of the city's drug supply and were prominent in nightclub security. They were making tens of thousands of pounds a week.

Disagreements over how to spend this money led to some members leaving to set up a rival firm. Basing themselves in a cafΓ©, the Burger Bar Boys (as they became known) were bitter rivals to the Johnson Crew from day one. As crack cocaine swept through the city's poorest neighbourhoods, money poured into the gangs. The rivalry escalated, and so did the violence.

To date, the war between the two gangs has cost dozens of lives.

The war between the Johnson Crew and the Burger Bar Boys during the Nineties led to West Midlands Police havng the second highest armed call-outs in the UK. Staff at Birmingham's hospitals, having been called out to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, found themselves so adept at treating gunshot wounds that they already had all the battlefield skills needed for treating injured soldiers.

by Birmingham Tour Guide March 17, 2008

82πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


Randy Johnson

My dad, the name of a professional baseball player, another term for a Horny penis.

Randy-Horny
Johnson-Penis
Randy Johnson is my dads name. Also a name of a professional baseball player.

by Micah July 21, 2004

24πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Jesse Johnson

A bad ass muthafuckin guitar player for the Minneapolis funk band The Time. Went Solo in 1986 with the bomb ass album Shockadelica. He rejoined The Time in 1990 for their album, Pandamonium. Left again, probably after Morris Day treated him like an asshole.

Jesse Johnson no longer plays with The Time? All they have is Morris and Jerome? Only a Cracka would pay $45 bucks to see them!

by DeeTox December 24, 2005

16πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž