jailhouse joint

a really thin marijuana cigarette sometimes cut with tobacco. if an inmate smuggles some pot in the jail, he/she rolls it into a jailhouse joint and everyone who wants to smoke it with the inmate has sex with each other (including the owner of the joint). The ones in prisons can be huge, but in the county jail they're thin, hence the name. On the Outside, sex isn't necessary to smoke one.

dude: this aint no nick bag! I got ripped off! It's only half a nick!

buddy: at least you can roll a jailhouse joint outta it.

Italian Joint

A classic marijuana cigarette cut with oregano for that extra flavour.

Veronica loved oregano, so she would always make Italian joints.

Nigga joint

A regular joint where the weed (and optionally papers) has been soaked in Hennessy.

I’m probably gonna smoke a nigga joint tonight tbh. My boss is pissing me tf off.

Big Joint

A large female with low self-esteem, yet has a job/income of some sort, is overly willing to spend all of her money on a convicted felon or derelict man and in return gets rewarded with a fake relationship with said felon.

Damn bro, I just got evicted..I need to find me a "big joint" asap!
Everybody knows , the big joints be puttin a brotha on..

Tommy joint

When you use a baby bowl or like 3 hits of weed and stretch it out in a paper

What kinda j is that
What the fuck is that a tommy joint 😳

millennium joint

a joint rolled out of the remaining marijuana from old finished generation joints , which in case you didn’t know a generation joint is already twice as strong as a normal joint by its self. So imagine this being 4 times as strong as a normal joint due to the double caked layers of burnt resin.

It may taste like car exhaust but the high will send you back in time, or ahead in time, or both…

Person 1: Yo bro I saved the roaches from our generation joints over the last month, this shit is practically ash at this point but i really wanna try it, I call it the Millennium Joint.

Person 2: not gonna lie bro that’s dirty as hell but i’m down lol.

Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored