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Trump Karma

Trump Karma

Dude, he's got trump karma. The guy was banging 3 chicks every day of the week and telling each of them they were his only Bae, till they realized they were being played.

by Kinodog March 9, 2020

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Front Door Karma

Karma received before you’ve done the action to get what you had coming.

Somebody stole my wallet right before I was on my way to steal a car, typical case of front door karma.

by Mclovin0417 February 22, 2019


reverse-karma

Normally, bad karma is when something comes back to haunt someone.

Reverse karma is when something comes back to haunt, but it haunts someone else, not the original person that deserved the karma.

JOHN (angrily): Where is the remote Jane!?
JANE: Why do you always assume I have it?
JOHN: Oh, I'm sitting on it
JANE: That's an example of reverse-karma because your actions came back to haunt me instead of just you because you wasted my time and hurt my feelings!

by HomelessPaddler January 22, 2021


Karma appreciation day

Karma is the best person in the whole world and you should all give her money and give her anything she wants cause she’s super nice and cool and amazing and smart and talented.

“Omg chad it’s karma appreciation day, we need to give karma 100$!

by Karma appreciation day March 31, 2022


Karma shady

Definitely a power bottom that’s all I have to say

Purr Karma shady”

by Fad October 18, 2020


Schwarma Karma

Farting and following through the morning after consuming a dodgy kebab the night before.

Oh fuck I need to change my drawers I’ve just met with a bit of schwarma karma

by Mary Unfaithful January 4, 2024


Karma's a bitch

Karma, the good or bad luck that comes from your former acts, always occurs. To name one example: If you were a bad girl, did some bad things, swore you did it all for fun and it meant nothing. People would even go as far as to say it never happened, and if it were a secret, like, for example, when a tree falls in the forest (no one hears it). People also can say, for example, if it was a late night, and another crazy mood, and you didn't think twice what is would do to them. A specific cause of Karma is if you were a wild child, and they always knew it. A common exclaim is that it was a matter of time before they blew it. Karma commands that thou shall not lie, and thou shall not cheat, thou shall now get caught, or there is a slight chance you'll end up like me.

"Karma's a bitch, I should have known better. If I had a wish I would've never effed around. When I saw the pics of you and her I felt the knife twist. Karma's a bitch. And she's with you right now."

by Sawyerrrrr April 25, 2024