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Chunks of stale white bread eaten out of a bowl with milk.
When your parents have a Kentucky Breakfast every morning you grow up eating a lot of Kentucky Cereal.
Cleetus prepared himself a bowl of Kentucky cereal while his parents readied their Kentucky breakfast.
When in the act of oral sex the man spits on the females pussy licks the spit back up and gargles the mix of the pussy secretions and salivia before spitting it once again on the females sex organs and repeating the act several times while saying Crystal. The male can finally stop when the female can understand the male and that he is saying Crystal then smacks him in the face, unless her name is Crystal.
Sean says "Dude what happened to your face?"
Alan "Last night I was giving my girl the Kentucky Crystal and..."
Sean "Oh I see, Martha was not impressed huh"
Alan "Not at all"
Slang for meth amphetamine
The officer sprinkled some Kentucky Dandruff about the crime scene to make it appear drug related
A girl sticks her thumb up a guys butt and then pulls on his dong to make his sphincter contract.
So, I know we just met what do you say we drink a few shots and then head on back to your place for a Kentucky Klutch?
When you perform a task so bad that the repercussions are on a whole other level themselves.
The group used "dick", "cum," and "pussy" on their biology presentation slides instead of the biological terms; the professor couldn't believe it, and Kentucky fucked them on grading.
When the toilet decides to flush while you’re still using it, causing a premature whirlpool of water licking your ass while you do your buisness
The automatic toilet flushed before I was done and gave me a Kentucky whirlpool :/
When your sibling takes a fat shit in a kfc chicken bucket and throws it at a family member
did you see Ryan pull a Kentucky Shitstorm on Kyle at the family gathering yesterday?