premuim lad

a premuim lad carries the same characteristics of a normal lad but is much more fresher and includes metro features.
They are often seen in polos, bum bags, chinos, maxies, tns, converse

they may look like trouble but are less harmful than normal lads.

look at that premuim lad, looks so much better than those scumy dirty lads

ag lad

A guy that studies agriculture in uni. Usually fit, will leave you on read for months but text 'u up?' at 2am, rarely make appearances in class, is more committed to his tractor than you, and there seems to be tomfoolery that follows him where ever he goes...

"Oi! What's that lad doing? Did he down thirteen pints and is now swinging a road cone at a gardi?"
"Ah here he's an ag lad, didn't you know?"

'made a lad'

To be 'made a lad of' , or to have a 'lad made out of him'. Originally conceived as an intellectual concept concerning the relationship (sexual or non-sexual) between a 'daddylad' and his 'lad' aboard a certain Royal Navy T class submarine in the early 2000's.

Sailor A: <sniggers> Sticky's gone to shake his lad early again shippers

Sailor B: <chuckles> yeah, he's certainly 'made a lad' out of Gooch. That's the third sexy shake he's learned him with in as many off-watches.

Phat shotty that lad

"Phat shotty that lad." One of the most heard statements in Grimsby and surrounding areas. The statement refers to the amount of cannabis that the said person smokes through a plastic bong (usually made of a plastic bottle). There are many variations of the word that begins the dtatemeny, here is a list of words that go from the smallest amount of cannabis to the largest.
"Backy shotty that lad." Just tabbaco

"Shady shotty that lad." Not alot of cannabis

"Alright shotty that lad." Average serving of cannabis
"Phat shotty that lad." Lots of cannabis
"Norty shotty that lad." Couldn't possibly fit anymore cannabis in the shotty pipe.

*recieves shotty* "sound lad." *Smokes shotty* *coughs* "Phat shotty that lad."

small lad

A lad who is soooo solid he had a 1 inch wonder and ruffs every one up

Oh lad he’s a small lad

Amaaazan lad

It’s just amaaaazan lad innit

“How was ur day?”
Answer:”it was amaaazan lad”

A brain licking lad

Where u buy a brain licker and start to suck on it slowly but sexy and with prestigious manner.
Or you love big cum ridden cock

Aw that kid is such a brain licking lad