free lunch

The act of ejaculating into a sleeping homeless hoe's mouth, giving her the protien and salts she so desperatly needs.

I saw this bum in the alley, and I gave her some free lunch.

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Smart Lunch

A time for juniors and seniors to go off campus.

A time to laugh at the freshman and sophomores.

All the juniors and seniors went off campus while the freshman and sophomores stayed on for smart lunch.

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Lunch Lady

An interdimensional bringer of treats and beats usually transcending her lucky recipients to full floorgasm.

Grasshopper 1: "Whoa... do you feel that razzle in your dazzle?"
Grasshopper 2: "Yes my friend, the Lunch Lady is about to do her damn thang!"

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Moist Lunch

Oppisite to dry lunch

A person who's face you love to look to look at and couldn't ever imagine slapping it.

Someone who is always prepared with the ready's and loves to splash out on other people

I love looking at your face, your such a moist lunch

Thanks for the round of drinks, you such a moist lunch! Love you.

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lunch eaters

People who contribute nothing useful and only show up for the free lunch

Without Joe the place would fall apart. Couldn’t the other guys take care of it? Nah, they’re a bunch of lunch eaters.

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Lunch box

Refers to the male ball sack

"My Lunch Box is really big."

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blow lunch

(verb) to vomit, esp. vigorously. Also figurative.

I'm gonna blow lunch if I hear about your job one more time.

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