Mommy come and take my lolly

You sing to your mom

Me: mommy I am going to sing to you.
Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
Me: yaaaa

Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"

mommy you smell good

when your mom smell good mannnnnn

HEY MOMMY YOU SMELL GOOD

THANKS DADDDDDDYSYYDYDYDYSYYSYS

Midget mommy

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom

I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar

Queen mommy

Origin: Dictionary of Hunter

(Mommy Issues Edition: The Mommy Chronicles 2022)

Slang for "penny"
Alternate synonyms: Penny

"Slay Queen Mommy girl queen boss you slay"

hot mommy

a smoking hot female

" damn look at that girl over there"
"hot mommy alert!"

mommy joyce

mommy joyce is a very gorgeous and beautiful girl. she’s a sexy and attractive mommy, she will be such a hot milf <3🤰. most of the time she just sits by her own, doin smart girl stuff, while looking hot and cute at the same time. she’s not a real mommy yet, but she got the perfect requirements to be a good one. mommy joyce is supermercy, she’s also a feminist approved by me, i would elect her rn.

person: eyo mommy, my delicious juce

mommy joyce: hey chawtyy