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When you swear your child(ren) never behaved in a certain way and then an opportunity presents itself with your child exhibiting a behavior proving you wrong.
Whenever you criticize another parent's parenting style or a child's negative behavior, the universe will send you a message to keep your comments to yourself with your child demonstrating a similar behavior but only much worse.
I swore that my child would never throw temper tantrums in pubic, but today she threw herself on the ground and screamed until I bought her the toy she wanted. Mama Karma strikes again!
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Your mother;Defense against insult, as in
Dave: You're a cocksucker! Connick: Yo mama!
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insult
Usually used as short form for "your mother is a prostitute"
- you got a problem, punk??
- yeah, ya mama!
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an ugly woman who you wouldn't ever want to have or associate with. Usually a bustdown or a one night stand. A facially unnatractive woman who you won't even claims kids is yours.
She's so ugly she is a baby mama. In other words, no man wants her, only for a one night stand because she's poor and ugly and not worth a mcdonald's dinner.
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The person who keeps calling me
Yo, man, yo mama needs to stop calling me. I'm runnin' out of minutes on my cell phone.
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A large, overweight Woman who are most commonly found in Wal-Mart. They are seen Wearing Pajama Pants, mostly because they're huge thighs cant fit into normal pants. They also have small children with them, who will beat their child in front of public. No matter where they are. Hair is usually greasy, and in a bun. You can find most Pajama Mamas in the clearance clothing section of Wal-Mart.
I was at Wal-Mart, when I saw a Pretty big Pajama Mama in the clothing aisle, Smacking her little son for screaming over a video game.
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