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When women try to do "Women ☕" but for men. It turns out that it doesn't work the opposite way, so they start crying about it but no one cares. "Men ☕" just means that we like tea and coffee unfortunately. Any other definition is written by a woman ☕.
Men ☕ does not exist Error 404
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Is a nickname for a west Scottish professional football (soccer) team name Ayr United who play in black and white. Ayr United's rivals or should I say enemies are Kilmarnock FC.
Ayr Fan - "'Mon the honest men!"
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A group of men who consume an abundance of pints collectively on a regular basis
Man - "Oh look over there it's Will, Randy, Murph, Rod, J-dawg, Higlad and CKIII"
Woman - "Oh yes they are the pint men of Naas. They have been known to each consume 30 pints or more in a day. CKIII isn't as strong as the others though"
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Hey carpman
Half that song is my fault
you might pass some blame to me as well
rhyrtuhrt
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The most romantic, well spoken, faithful people in the world. They take romance to another level. The best in bed! Will love you no matter if you put on a few extra pounds. The complete package. Sweet talker and badman
When you think about a man who has the complete package, your thinking of Jamaican men.
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In poker, when a board card is revealed and its suit is part of a player's hand, but the value of the card is unsatisfying. Generally this card eliminates the player's chance at a straight flush, leaving him with just a flush or at least a flush draw. In most cases, this is the river card.
Jack: Whoa, did that just give you a straight flush?
Andrew: No. I got the suit, but not the value.
Chris: Should have gone to Men's Warehouse.
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A comedy show on CBS, based originally on Charlie Harper, played by Charlie Sheen. A hedonistic bachelor and jingle writer who spends his time drinking, womanizing and gambling. His life changes for the worse when his divorced brother Alan and nephew Jake move in.
I'm bored, let's watch Two and a Half Men.