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Mexican Turtle

The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.

Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!

Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge

by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018


Mexican Gabo

When someone lose their minds and shout their relatives heads off.

Oh man he got me so angry i went full Mexican Gabo on my father in law.

I told my cousin he should leave me alone, or I'll go Mexican Gabo on his ass.

by HAGYJALMAR December 23, 2020


Mexican Vasectomy

When a man is holding up a pinata at a kid's birthday party, and one of the kids hits him in the nuts with the stick.

Hell no, I'm not volunteering to hold up that pinata. I still wanna have kids and can't afford a surprise Mexican Vasectomy.

by Team Ax April 29, 2021


Local Mexican

User in SoFIFA.com, talks in broken Spanish, and says puto and joto all the time. Connects on General Discussions on the night and mass downvotes selected users, even if they didn't do anything to him. Is related with some Mexican users, and with his alt Mexicano Guapo.

"Oh no, Local Mexican downvoted me and replied to me in broken Spanish"
"Local Mexican is a big blooded American pretending to be a Mexican"

by ameteriavis August 30, 2021


Annoying Mexican

The one Mexican in school who plays Mexican music at full blast
or who pulls up in his dads truck saying its his cuh

hey have you heard of the new Annoying Mexican?
how could you not hear him?

by Annoying Mexican February 4, 2021


Mexican Teletubbie

When you put your legs behind your head and your partner wears a teletubbie headband and bull rams the top of the headband into your Ass

Hey John any plans for tonight?

Ya dude I'm gonna Mexican Teletubbie my girlfriend tonight

by MTinside January 28, 2018


Mexican Cheese

When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.

Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-

Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.

by investigate3.11 November 4, 2018