Discord Mia aka drug dealer on discord is the straightest, straggotest, most heterosexual person you will ever see. She also won a Guinness World Record for being the biggest heterosexual out there. “Mia, the second definition of heterosexuality!” they say.
“Hey, I think im the biggest heterosexual out there..”
“Don’t worry, you will never beat Mia’s heterosexuality!”
Remember, you can never outstraight Discord Mia.
Someone who is really shy, or so you think. secretly she loves to to draw. Once you get to know her, you guys become friends. Until she starts stalking you around, and suddenly kills you in your sleep. She never gets caught.
" AH ITS MIA CASIPE"
extremely hot ca girl know around cbus.
i saw mia donaldson the other day at easton she’s so fine
mia is a goddess in human form her hobbies include eating pehnus or painting pousiey
Rhys: sam you are acting like a mia livesley
Mia: you need to stop eating pehnus
Kayla Mia is a girl who is sensitive, but can be a real bitch when she wants to. Will threaten you with stuff you have told her but never will use it against you. Gains feelings so fast and doesn't know how to lose them. Once she is friends with you it's hard to let you go. She is super sexy but is shy with her body. Her eyes make you think of heaven. Her body is a late developer but when she's older she will have the Kim K bod. Has a kind heart and super sensitive when you get to know her. Makes love, doesn't fuck.
Girl 1: Hey baby, wanna fuck?
Boy 1: Nah fam I wanna find myself a Kayla Mia.
Thinks she is Moana/mermaid. Fake slime fan. Dislikes puni maru (squishy brand) greys anatomy hater. Rude and sucks. Loved mashed potatoes, she bathed in it. Has a pregnant ear.
“I JUST SAW MOANA!”
“IT WAS A MERMAID”
“No it was just a weird girl named Mia Quintanilla”