Michael the one that fucks all the bitches and got all his bitches but anddrew sometimes gets in the way and cock blocks michael but Michael can pull thru and fuck all of Anddrewβs girls
Thereβs Michael fucking Anddrewβs girl again
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The guy who steals your friends
"I use to be a really good friend of Josh but now Ruby stole him"
"Damn what a michael"
"I used to be friends with Miriam but she's always with this new guy what's his name?"
"Michael"
"Godamnit Michael"
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This name means heartbreaker you should run. They are sweet and kind on the outside but on the inside your not the only one being swept off your feet.
Michael is talking to Katie, Bailey,and Lexi saying I love you to all them. Michaels a whore.
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An autistic and retarded child in my school that loves lil pump and asking people for their eggrolls.
Michael: hEy CaN i HaVe Ur LeFtOvErS?
Me: Shut up Michael you gay child. You just had 4 slices of pizza.
Michael: WoW i CaNt BeLiEvE yOu. We AiNt FrIeNdS aNyMoRe.
Me: We never were, go suck a nut.
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A fat and ugly faggot who threatens people by trying to fart on them. He is one of the worst people on the planet. He is gay and sucks dick for 30 cents. He is 7 times above his average body weight
Son, don't turn out like that Michael over there
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The most bitch ass name that someone can give their child.
Damn! My newborn son looks like a little bitch! Might as well name it Michael.
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