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A fat lying sack of shit who likes to lick toilet seats. He is rejected by most girls except for the ones that just date to make their ex jealous. He is never going to be trustworthy and will always be prone to crying at the sight of a sheet of math homework.
Michael walked into the house for more dinner from his mom.
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An autistic and retarded child in my school that loves lil pump and asking people for their eggrolls.
Michael: hEy CaN i HaVe Ur LeFtOvErS?
Me: Shut up Michael you gay child. You just had 4 slices of pizza.
Michael: WoW i CaNt BeLiEvE yOu. We AiNt FrIeNdS aNyMoRe.
Me: We never were, go suck a nut.
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A fat and ugly faggot who threatens people by trying to fart on them. He is one of the worst people on the planet. He is gay and sucks dick for 30 cents. He is 7 times above his average body weight
Son, don't turn out like that Michael over there
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The most bitch ass name that someone can give their child.
Damn! My newborn son looks like a little bitch! Might as well name it Michael.
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1. Defined as a hyposthenic little boy with little calves
2. Often gets mistaken with baby giraffes due to their uncanny resemblance
3. Often cannot keep up with the boys during a sesh
Michael: "I struggled to keep up with the boys last night"
Girls: *Laughing*
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Nobody likes him, he's annoying and Kerry hates him.
See that guy, he's called Michael and he's so weird
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