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usually a woman with a huge vagina
yo your mom is a mini van driver, wicked vaginal
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The sexual act of inserting your thumb in her vagina and your pointer finger into her butt and attempting to make them touch by pinching them together like a claw. For beginners
I didn't want to scare her so I only gave her the mini lobster claw
Jesus Christ: And I bestow upon thee Frosted Mini Wheats
when you see mini Daniel Radcliffe the first thing you think is holy crap he looks like harry potter!!! The way i would describe how he looks is just like how i would describe original Daniel Radcliffe. If you are a harry Potter geek (such as myself) you might also think that if you look closely enough he looks like harry potter and Ginny Wealsy's child. (=
"did that kid look like harry potter?"
"Yeah he must be a Mini Daniel Radcliffe!"
"Wow he is so cute!"
The act of pulling a mini$lim is defined by one bullying an unsuspecting victim to the point of insanity
He bullied that guy until he raged quit he really pulled a mini$lim
DONT even get me started. ok im already started your fucked. a shitty mini van would be characterized by a '93 or below mini van (especially with the plasic laminate bullshit wood trim)(we all know thats laminate bullshit). it looks like shit, runs like shit, drives worse. and you should buy a new fucking car already. it also probably has the stupid plymouth double-halogen piece of shit mini lights that are rusted out at the bottom.. and the brake lights dont even work. another thing thats fuckin hilarious is watching the person try to use the directional, because the wipers go off at the same time because the electrical system is so shitty the wires were spliced wrong... and dont even get started with the shitty plastic spinning rims you got at autozone for 5.99 each that just come off as soon as you pull 70mph on the 135 seaford-oyster bay seaford-syosset expressway whatever the fuck you wanna call it im not gonna get into that argument now .. come to think of it they would probably stay on because that piece of shit wouldnt even make it past 45 without the master cylinder flying out of the engine block/blowing a head gasket/overheating.. some more shit would be the plymouth sign falling off, the obnoxious 37-spoke ugly hubcaps
you can find a shitty mini van if you search for 1985 plymouth voyager on google images
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What a woman has when her bra is too small and her breasts spill over the sides. Not as bad as a regular muffin top but still annoying from time to time.
Travis: Did you go out with Marina last night?
Nick: Yeah, but damn. She had the worst mini muffin top ever. I almost said something about how she should buy bras that fit.
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